Press the tofu: Wrap the tofu in paper towels and set a heavy pan on top for 10–15 minutes to remove excess moisture. Cut into cubes and pat dry.
This helps the tofu brown and crisp.
Cook the noodles: Boil according to package directions until just al dente. Drain, rinse briefly to stop cooking, and toss with a little sesame oil to prevent sticking.
Mix the sauce: In a bowl, whisk soy sauce, vegetarian oyster sauce, rice vinegar, brown sugar, sambal (if using), vegetable broth, and cornstarch. Taste and adjust sweetness, saltiness, and heat.
Brown the tofu: Heat 1 tbsp neutral oil in a large skillet or wok over medium-high.
Add tofu in a single layer and cook 3–4 minutes per side until golden. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt. Remove to a plate.
Stir-fry the aromatics: Add the remaining 1 tbsp neutral oil to the pan.
Add garlic, ginger, and the white parts of the scallions. Stir 30–60 seconds until fragrant.
Cook the vegetables: Add your mixed vegetables. Stir-fry 3–5 minutes until crisp-tender.
If needed, splash in a tablespoon of water to help steam tougher veg like broccoli.
Combine: Return tofu to the pan. Add noodles and pour in the sauce. Toss with tongs for 1–2 minutes over medium-high heat until everything is coated and the sauce slightly thickens.
Finish and serve: Drizzle with sesame oil.
Garnish with scallion greens and sesame seeds. Add a squeeze of lime if you like brightness. Serve hot.