Soften the base: Let the vegan cream cheese sit at room temperature for 20–30 minutes.
This helps everything whip up smooth.
Whip the cream cheese: In a mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese with a hand mixer for 30–60 seconds until fluffy and lump-free.
Add flavor and sweetness: Beat in powdered sugar, vanilla, almond extract, and a pinch of salt. Start with 3/4 cup sugar and adjust to taste.
Fold in the fluff: Gently fold in the vegan whipped topping with a spatula until fully combined and airy. Don’t overmix.
Finish with sprinkles: Fold in most of the sprinkles.
Save a handful for the top so they stay bright and pretty.
Tweak the texture: If it’s too thick, add a splash of non-dairy milk. If you want it thicker, chill for 30 minutes.
Serve: Transfer to a serving bowl, add more sprinkles, and set out with your favorite dippers.